Saturday 30 May 2009

稀有动物?

原来,这世界上还有好人的存在。
omg,真的好像看到神一样。

Friday 29 May 2009

No, this is not Bedtime Story 2

刚刚去翻了Bedtime Story的续集,看到很好笑的comment,忍不住要写一下。

Bedtime Story != Bedtime Story


Thursday 28 May 2009

Holiday?

忙了一整天,跑这边跑那边,搬着搬那。

床架&&电脑桌==爽

后天的考试连一课都没读完==gg


管它的

Tuesday 26 May 2009

嘶吼,真的可以抒发到郁闷的心吗?

Monday 25 May 2009

Saturday 23 May 2009

经典

http://gerrardchong.blogspot.com/2007/09/bedtime-story.html


wahaha,这个故事真的太过于经典了,现在看回去还是觉得很好笑,wahahahaha

Our lovely capital

Anthony的blog看到的

[我可以翻转整个香港台湾,我也可以只身畅游巴塞罗那,甚至韩国日本。我完全不会走错路或迷路。但是在吉隆坡,我总是一错再错。
哈哈,你们自己看,我们吉隆坡的路牌就是多么“大”及那么清楚。]

source


yeah, Malaysia BOLEH.

Wednesday 20 May 2009

Will it be any worse?

二十六天了,
这个数字,
嗯,
有点吓人。


26,
看到这个数字,
心里好像又不见了什么。

如果?

如果我不是王子,
我就没有懒惰的资格,
我就必须像别人一样奋斗。

如果我不是王子,
或许你看到的我,
不只是一个标着“王子”标签的我。

如果我不是王子,
或许你的想法就会不同,
或许我就有资格和你一起努力。

如果我不是王子,
我就可以不顾一切地平凡,
追求一样平凡的你。

如果我不是王子,
我就不必树立坚强的榜样,
可以从你身上,得到我要的藉慰。

如果我不是王子,
我就不必辛苦地朔造王子的风范,
任性地做我自己。

如果我不是王子,
我们的地位就会相等,
或许我就可以合格地聆听你的烦恼。

如果我不是王子,
或许我还可以是更多,
而不只是王子。

如果我不是王子,
或许我只是渺小的一个,
一个不值得你注意的小人物。

如果我不是王子,
或许我连谁都不是,
或许我的存在连一丁点价值都没有。

如果我不是王子,
我要怎样,
我能怎样,得到你的注意。



如果?
没有如果。

Tuesday 19 May 2009

Life's nothing but study?

出尔反尔?

要,不要,要。


Uh-huh,我很有空跟你玩游戏。

Say cheese~

是不是说bearing 45的角度拍照会使人看起来比较美?

Monday 18 May 2009

无能为力

这世上,还是没有绝对的事情,不是么?

Pray hard

13-5-2009
燃眉之急,赶快寻找解决方案。
两个小时后,方案一出现。
再一个小时,方案一敲定。

14-5-2009
方案二的出现,迫使必须在方案一及方案二选其一。
一个小时后,选择方案二,有了一些确定及定心丸。
把方案二告诉所有有关系的人。
松了一口气。

18-5-2009
方案二又有变化,可能行不通,之前给的那些确定和定心丸都作废。
四个小时后将会得到答案。
update
一个小时后,方案二肯定弃权,从方案二衍生出来方案三。
方案三将在四个小时后得到答案。



我不想再麻烦了。
People, be more responsible.

Finally, it's the end

刚看完Prison Break season 4,也是最后一集了,虽然结束得有些唐突,看完整四季,也是蛮满足的。
第一个我完完整整看完的美国连续剧,你也懂嘛,美剧很潮流几个季连着,每一季的播出时间相差个整半年有余的,甚至每一集的播出时间也不像港剧一个礼拜5集,而是一整个月有时连一集都没有,追得很累啊。

另一部追着的24 season 7也尾声了,现在故事已经走得越来越难想象,连主角都要死了,不懂还会不会有第八季。

拭目以待。

Tuesday 12 May 2009

Cursor test

http://addictordie.com/games/cursorinvisible.php

打字速度的测验看多了,滑鼠控制的还真的是第一次看到。

不错,值得一试。

习惯了1600dpi后再转到800dpi变得很难控制。

The end?

Everything will be okay in the end.

If it's not okay,
it's not the end.


When, is "the end"?

When the two words are scrolling down from the screen?

When a project is finally finished?
No, it might not be an okay ones.

When next project, or next next project finishes?
do{
endless projects}
while(result!=okay);



So, define "the end".



Inspired by a display picture of msn contact.

Monday 11 May 2009

十万个为什么

Why on earth there is someone who is so care about even a .5 marks?

Why on earth there is someone who likes to argue for even a .05 marks?

Why on earth there is someone who wants to date a first class person?

Why on earth there is someone who likes to brag and expect others to fall into the trap of his?

Why on earth there is someone who likes to push blame on others?

Why on earth there is someone who thinks herself is pretty and that everyone is into her?

Why on earth there is someone who has an extremely high redundancy?

Why on earth there is someone who is so into power?

Why on earth there is someone who can sleep at 8am and claim that he is having a good practice of sleeping early?

Why on earth there is someone who can repeat a same question one thousand times when the question is obviously being avoided?

Why on earth there is someone who can be such a hypocrite?

Why on earth there is someone who can be that annoying?

Why on earth there is someone who is just a jerk?

Why on earth there is someone who can accept advise of one, but that another one?

Why on earth there is someone who can break a promise and claim that he has not made any promise before?

Why on earth there is someone who is expecting others to be interested in his stupid joke?

Why on earth there is someone who is furious because his pointless statement is being rejected?

Why on earth there is someone who is giving up even before trying?

Why on earth there is someone who can be that lazy?

Why on earth there is someone who can be that blur?

Why on earth there is someone who destroys her own hair, and affecting her appearance?

Why on earth there is someone who likes to say yes and no after that, and again yes after reconsidering?

Why on earth there is someone who is ignoring others even to someone who is close?

Why on earth there is someone who likes to comment about others?(yea me)

Why on earth there is someone who is so free to think of so many whys?(obviously, me)

Why on earth there is someone who likes to crap a lot and yet says "cut the crap" a lot?(ME!!)

Why on earth there is someone who likes to complain about the unfairness in life? (No, not me)

Life isn't fair, live it or LEAVE it.

Saturday 9 May 2009

诗情画意?

Never frown when you are down,
think of me and everything will be alright,
I will be there, in the light,
waiting you, to be alive.




LOL

Friday 8 May 2009

Haiz

I need some..
force
ohm
to survive...

Lie to Me--S01E06-08

Swallow is a sign of strong emotion.
Touches cheek==nervous
Touches ear==lying
Bite lips==anxious
head down and away==shame

Lie to Me--S01E05

嘴唇紧闭,鼻孔放大==生气
嘴角下撇,脸颊升高==悔恨
自我嘘声手势==有东西想说
eyebrows up and pull together==fear
说谎时让自己缩在小空间

Lie to Me--S01E04

手指向一边,眼睛望向另一边==脑袋在编故事
High pitch, quick tempo when speaking==anxious, trying to hide anger
rapid flapping of eyes==covering something

Lie to Me--S01E03

说话轻柔==内心极度悲伤和焦虑
摩擦手==自我安慰,使自己相信自己所说的
真正的生气==声音提高和发火同时进行

Thursday 7 May 2009

脑力激荡

有一个工程,
如果由四个高级职员来做,需时5天完成;
如果由五个普通职员来做,需时6天。


两个高级和一个普通职员需要花多少时间来完成呢?



妹妹出给我的难题,说是新加坡小学生程度的数学,倒花了我一分钟的时间来想。

Wednesday 6 May 2009

Lie to Me--S01E02

Step backward and hold hands in front of chest : doesn't believe what he said.
Speak quickly, Build barrier between someone when having conversation : sign of anxiety.
Eyebrows up, jaw down==surprise.
抿嘴==no confidence.
People touch neck when they lie.
Arson and rape are both ways of showing own power.
Absence of emotion is as important as the presence of it; reflector.
Chin thrust==angry.
Slightly flip of hand==lying.

Lie to Me--S01E01

Micro-expression : last for less than 1/5 second.
One sided shrug : no confidence.
Real surprise : last for about 1 second, more than that, fake.
Hand to forehead==shame.
Break eye contact to recall memory, if not doing so, not recalling memory, lying; people make more eye contact when lying, in order to confirm whether others are convinced.
Rigid repetition of answering is typically a lie, eg, have you ever been to there?;no I haven't been to there.
Tilt eyebrows : sadness.
Raise chin : embarrass.
Noise itches when hiding something.
Slightly head nod before shake head : typical both "yes" and "no" answer.
Hand put into pocket and press towards thigh : nervous.
Distance in language.
Liar makes story in forward order, can't tell story in backward.
Dilated pupil==fear || anger || sexual desire.
Wrinkle around eyes when smiling==real smile.
Significant drop in skin temperature==scared; blood flows toward legs, ready to run.

Monday 4 May 2009

Help~

Anyone who is pro or familiar in networking stuff?
NEED HELP!!

Saturday 2 May 2009

Dream comes true?

刚刚看回一些旧帖,给我看到我曾经写过的一句
[还有啊,香港……
好一个遥远的梦想……]
Source
时间是2008年6月5号。

但其实,人生就是充满惊喜,在巧合下,我在去年11月7日已经去了香港一趟,
虽然只是短短的三天,主要目的并不算是旅行,
但,还是实现了我出国的梦想。

算是一个Dream comes true吧=)

Best Overall of 12

----- JNetCube Session Statistics for Sat May 02 20:38:21 SGT 2009 -----

Cubes Solved: 12
Total Pops: 0
Average: 18.30

Fastest Time: 15.60
Slowest Time: 21.64
Standard Deviation: 01.55

Individual Times:
1) 18.72
2) 18.23
3) 18.75
4) 18.79
5) 15.60
6) 18.15
7) 17.72
8) 19.17
9) 21.64
10)18.44
11)15.82
12)18.57

---------------------------
Like this,
although the standard deviation still sucks.

n年前的脑力激荡

一只蜗牛,跌进枯竭的井里,
它白天可以爬3米,晚上会下滑2米,
它在第几天才能爬出三十米深的井呢?

Friday 1 May 2009

Boring

Now I know,
sorting [gerrardchong] in
Ascending order is: acdegghnorrr
Descending order is: rrronhggedca

No I didn't work it out on paper by myself,
this is the beauty of programming.

Awesome

这世上最高难度的谎话,
就是欺骗自己的话语。