Study, or not

It's not the fault of the student if he fails,
Because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1.Sundays- 52,
Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.

Days left 313.

2.Summer holidays- 50,
Where weather is very hot and difficult to study.

Days left 263.

3.8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE..

Days left 141.

4.1 hour for daily playing- good for health
Means 15 days.

Days left 126.

5.2 hours daily for food & other delicacies- chewing properly & swallowing
Means 30days.

Days left 96.

6.1 hour for talking- man is a social animal
Means 15 days

Days left 81.

7.Exam days- per year at least 35 days.

Days left 46.

8.Quarterly, Half yearly and festival- holidays
40 days.

Balance 6 days.

9.For sickness- at least 3 days.

Remaining days=3.

10.Movies and functions- at least 2 days.

1 day left.

11.That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??

Balance = 0


How can a student pass??




Well, got that from a forward mail,
And I know, it is lame plus there are many similar posts,
at least it cheered me up.

Anyway, the points that mentioned are quite true,
just that the calculation parts might have some minor error which lead to major miss-calculation.

Such as,
The sleeping time,
the 8 hours of each day should be deducted from the holidays, Sundays or what so ever that has been counting by taking whole day, as the [whole day]s are including the 8 hours of sleeping time.
And there is some(or big?) rounding up in converting the hours into days I guess.

By the way,
Daily sleeping time is 8 hours(although I doubted everyone is following this),
that is, one third of a day.
Imagine that for a 60-year-old,
Yea, absolutely,
he or she had been sleeping for over 20 years!

And summer time,
Count Malaysia out.
If [too hot] is to taken as an excuse,
Wow, we, Malaysians, don't have to study at all!